I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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