I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
you are never too drunk for berry picking
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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