Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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