Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
There are leaves in my underwear?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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