I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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