Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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