You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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