You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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