she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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