just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The best revenge is premature balding
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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