I hope mine doesn't look like that
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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