And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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