I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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