Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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