stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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