Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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