He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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