Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I think people are normalizing furries
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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