Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just pynch a tree in the face
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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