He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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