Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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