I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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