In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you didnt know i had herpes?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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