he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
BRING THE BAGELS
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I would fuck him just for his dog
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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