She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
