what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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