I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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