go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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