she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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