Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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