Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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