Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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