It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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