now i know why i became what i already was.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
When did angry sex become our thing?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
i think im in europe. pls send help
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