is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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