so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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