he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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