Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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