She's JV to your varsity
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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