last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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