508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
They took my balls.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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