Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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