I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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