i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He shit in the fireplace
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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