awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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