lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
she told me i tasted like america
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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