So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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