At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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