Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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