Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
You made out with two different species that night
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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