I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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