Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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