I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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