Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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